Y'all Laughed at Me & Didn't Even Know It!

If you laughed at the above post, then I'm here to tell you that you suck.

It's OK, I do too.


That post was inspired by the above item being on my Christmas List. Annoyed told me my list was HORRENDOUS and I had to re-do it. So I did. My original list is no more, and everyone had a chuckle. Good times.

Oh, sure. Laugh it up.

Here's the deal. I haven't been able to work out lately, and I miss dancing. I went on Amazon.com and this was looking at me when I put in my request for tap and excercise. How could I go wrong? Who would make fun of me?

Geez...don't all raise your hands at once.


I bet if it had a picture of Valerie Bertinelli in a Chorus Line getup during her One Day at a Time/Eddie Van Halen courting phase it would have been A-OK ...







.....but NOOOOOOO.
Bonnie F-ing Franklin, dressed up like a back-up dancer for the Emmet Kelly Vegas Show Extravaganza is on the cover and now people all over Blogger have been permanantly damaged by the mere sight of hte picture posted on my Fiance's website.

I guess I should apologize for wanting to do a little soft shoe when no one is home. I would love to learn from the "greats" but Bob Fosse and Sammy Davis Jr. never made an instructional video like this for lugs like me who dropped out of Dance Academy at a young age.
You're gonna argue that Sammy and Bob had something called DIGNITY, and therefore never HAD to make an instructional video for lugs like me who dropped out of Dance Academy at a young age.

Well... You're right.

Feel free to post your amazing gift ideas, or feel free to email your ideas to: Rosiewantsapony@yahoo.com

I suck, and I'm a dork. So be it. And I'll be a sucky dork WITHOUT a "I Hate to Excercise, I Love to Tap" DVD, because no one can bring themselves to buy it for me.

I guess it's just as well. I still have yet to open my Carmen Electra Strip Tease Excercise videos.
(umm... that's not a joke, either.)